I’ve been occupying my time at home with several projects, the principal being “summer cleaning.” Almost immediately upon returning from Guadeloupe I decided that it was not only time, but an absolute necessity to “purge” my closet of no longer worn clothes, shoes, bags, etc. This urge has overtaken me before, but not on this scale.
After cleansing my closet, I ventured into the basement, where I quickly discovered that for the past 22 years of my life, I had been a horrendous of a packrat. The first step is admitting right? When I made a Hoarders reference my mother vehemently denied we were anything close - I disagree. Armed with my mother, and at times a bottle of wine, we began attacking the abyss of the walk in cedar closet. Boy oh boy did we have some good laughs. A highlight being when convinced her it was time to let go of her billowing drawstring black velvet pants that I’m sure at one point were very stylish “for the holidays”, as well as no less than 4 boxy, shoulder-padded black wool blazers.
My father would come down at sparing intervals and emphatically enforced the mantra: "When in doubt, throw it out."
I was much more gung ho about giving/throwing away things I didn’t see need for than my mother, and she came up with some pretty ridiculous justifications for holding on to some choice items, such as: “this would be great if I go for a run in the middle of the winter,” or, “if your father takes me on a cruise and the trends from 1990 make a comeback” and, “if you become a kindergarten teacher in France.” I threatened to make her write down and label some of these.
She refused to donate holiday dresses I wore when I was in the single digits, (but happily chucked her old bridesmaids dress), my middle school cheerleading costume, and a Minnie Mouse dance costume I wore when I was 5. She also saved enough childrens clothes to outfit at least 5 grandkids if they showed up butt naked on her doorstep in mid-winter for a week. Including the event that they were invited to a formal affair.
We then moved on to Tupperwares, during this stage my mother disappeared upstairs more and more frequently, which were much more of a headache than the clothes as I sifted through every note I ever exchanged in middle school, movie stubs, birthday cards and candles, triple sets of photos, nametags, rock collections, CDs, magazine collages, every book I ever read, school projects, swimming ribbons from when I was 8, dried corsages. Basically anything you could possibly imagine having even a tangential influence on my youth I saved. At times it was a fun trip going through “the archives” as my mom and I nicknamed them, reading half filled journals aloud when the biggest news in my life was my Mom’s new haircut that I “hated.” I also found it cringingly painful but oddly satisfying to go through and shred the existence of my 15-year-old boyfriend. Yeesh.
I’ve confirmed that I was a fashion obsessed pill as a child who felt the need to document everything and an angsty (at best) teen who had a lot of trouble sorting out her feelings, and repeatedly thanked my mother for having put up with me.